Young McDougal Busted in Sting Operation

ey guys if you see McDougal today go easy on him his youngest boy just went down in a crack sting operation in Akron. Looks like he gonna do some time on this one.

Nicholas A. McDougal, 25, 179 Dodge Ave., was charged with Possession of Crack,
Possession of Marijuana. Nicholas was stopped at W. Exchange and Beck and was
found to have drugs in his possession.

Keep the McDougal family in your thoughts and prayers i'm making chicken and if someone want a sent a car package of food than you need let myselves or tisha (greene) know right now.

I we are putting together a care package to send to McDougal family (wife Marlene) later today

Sincerely,
Veleka McMickens

if you can put some items in that package just please add to this list that below of me:

Hear are what we have already -

• Spencer's gift card ($25)
• potato salad
• bullets (assrtd.)
• latex gloves (3 so far -- more if you have them)
• Toshiba latptop
• $430
• chicken (one live, two are already baked/fried)
• Some Alanis Morrisset MP3s and a concert t-shirt (boys medium)
• Two unopen tins of ALtoids
• Cheese casserole with glass dish (pyrex)
• Hymnal
• Paperback of "Legend of Big Foot" (North American sasquatch sightings with one chapter on the Yedi)
• Carton of Pall Malls
• SEC College football guide (this one's from 2003 it would be great if we could get one for this year)
• Anti-bacterial soap
• Some loose meat and sandwich spreads (assrtd)
• Autographed Bea Arthur poster
• Dokken

Please, bring what you can ...

Soulgasm

The happiest I ever saw McDougal was the three crazy months his band opened for Bon Jovi's "Blow My Cock" Tour in the Fall of '85. His band, Soulgasm, had a kind of Fuck-Rock-Springsteen kind of sound, heavy on the drums. They had a total of eighteen drummers, some nights you couldn't even hear the guitars, but McDougal didn't care. He was so blown on crack and Chinese Checkers he would just pass out two or three songs into every show ... God he was in paradise.

One night in Albany NY I was loading up when I heard what sounded like McDougal fighting a leopard. I looked in the direction of the Amazing Rhythm Aces' bus and sure enough, there was McDougal and Butch McDade beating a leopard to the tune of "Lipstick Traces" and downing PGA out of a rucksack.

Those two used to call themselves the Double McD's, and it was pretty much a given that if they got together after a show some bad shit was going to go down. So I went over to try to smooth it all out, and next thing I know I'm wearing the leopard - still alive mind you. I had to wear that damn thing for three weeks (McDougal, that crazy son of a bitch, fed it and kept it alive for 2 of those weeks), and at some point got my picture in the Charlotte, NC Herald with that damn thing around my neck.

Anyway, the Double McDs are really ramping up and so I say, hey let's go jam a little with Jon Bon. They are all over this idea, so we stumble up to the Bon Jovi Private Superbus and get stopped by the bouncers. They look at the Rhythm Ace we've got with us and are no way going to let us in. So McDougal takes the first bouncer, Rick, and places a raven's blastocyst right on the tip of his nose, and tells him,

"Вы двигаете so much как Soulgasm мышца, и я поверну вас в soaring raven заклятье которого проклинает его к летать Soulgasm через эту большую нацию, всегда ищущ для righteousness."

That gets us in the door, and as soon as we walk in McDougal challenges Jon Bon Jovi's keyboard player to that game that Roger Moore plays that bad guy where it kind of looks like Missile Command but they get shocked if they get hit and they almost die, I forget the name of it.

Fuck, that was a great night.