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From the Desk of the Campaign Manager

4/10/2007

To: All Campaign Staff

Effective immediately, we will be initiating Contingency Plan 19. This is not a drill. It has become apparent that we have no hope of proceeding with a conventional campaign. All Class A employees report to campaign headquarters for further instructions. All Class B employees report to assigned stations in designated "Battleground" states. All Class C employees will sever all ties, and eliminate any evidence of association with the McDougal campaign then infiltrate their assigned rival campaign. If you are not aware of your assigned letter class, that means you were never given one, and are hereby terminated. The internship program is suspended, effective immediately.