Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Some things about me

People always ask me "McDougal, how are you? What are you doing?"
Pompous assholes. None of your Goddamned business.

Here's what you need to know:
  • I've been teaching myself a little karate ... mostly roundhouse kicks and the like.
  • My daily cash withdrawal limit from Erstwhile Bank of Maryland is one million dollars.
  • My favorite band is Smanch.
  • Smanch is also my favorite chocolate beverage.
  • My two least favorite phrases are "In my mind's eye" and "toot sweet."
  • I really do hate poets.
  • I have two stomachs.
  • I've met the real Darth Vader.
  • My dad was from Singapore.
  • I did a stint in the Merchant Ivory Marines.
  • I sort of like real bears.

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