McDougal Fast Blast

McDougal has 372 college degrees, including 35 Doctorates and 59 Honorary Degrees. But the degree that he is most proud of, the one that hangs above McDougal's mantle, is his Associates Degree in Slot Machine repair from Route Six Community College.

McDougal Fast Blast

Today on the campaign trail, we saw a family of Inuits hitchiking.

That reminded me of the time McDougal made a canoe with the skin of a family of Inuits.

Then he filled it witch cream cheese and ate it.