Saturday, April 01, 2006

I know he's serious...

This morning the following notice was stapled to my forehead:

And don't even think about doing some lameass April
Fool's Day prank, at my expense, on your God damn
weblog you cocksucking son of a whore. I'll skin you
alive and make you wear your own nutsack like a
yarmulke. Then I will eat your children.
-"Your Friend" McDougal
(As dictated to Red Cross volunteer Anne Marie)

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