I know he's serious...

This morning the following notice was stapled to my forehead:

And don't even think about doing some lameass April

Fool's Day prank, at my expense, on your God damn

weblog you cocksucking son of a whore. I'll skin you

alive and make you wear your own nutsack like a

yarmulke. Then I will eat your children.

-"Your Friend" McDougal

(As dictated to Red Cross volunteer Anne Marie)