End of the world

Jesus God, why didn't anyone tell us?

They fucking celebrate Thanksgiving in October up here?

Why, why, why? For the love of the Sweet baby Jesus and all things holy why didn't anyone tell us the fucking Canucks celebrate Thanksgiving in OCTOBER!?!?

Crazy ass uberYanks.

What the shitting hell do they have to be thankful about anyway? They can't even vote!

We're comin' home right the hell now.

(Also, new McDougal Beer Stein Available.)