McDougal Fast Facts

McDougal carries with him at all times a duffel bag containing his passport, a grappling hook, a fire extinguisher, a boomerang, the Bayonne New Jersey telephone directory and the June 1994 issue of Penthouse Letters.

McDougal was once arrested in Los Angeles on suspicion of selling anti-aircraft cannons to both the Bloods and the Crips. All charges were later dropped under mysterious circumstances.

McDougal belongs to an exclusive club that races surplus Soviet-era submarines in the North Atlantic. McDougal's submarine is number seven and is sponsored by Tide.

McDougal was kicked out of the 1984 World Series when he emerged from the men's room at the bottom of the fifth inning wearing only a "Foam Dome" (fig. 1) on his head and one of those giant foam fingers covering his genitals.

McDougal visited the set of The Hanged Man last week. The only time more drugs were consumed on a movie set was during the filming of The Blues Brothers (1980).