McDougal's Movie Reviews - Jerry Maguire

As you have probably noticed, there have been few new posts on this weblog this summer. The staff here at FOMcD have been extremely busy with other projects. We realize this has been a disappointment to our readers and regret this unfortunate situation. We asked McDougal if he could submit another movie review so that some fresh content could be added to the weblog. Unfortunately McDougal is currently under house arrest and has been unable to make it to the local multiplex to take in a summer blockbuster. However, he has graciously agreed (OK, we had to bribe him with a handful of pills and a few lines of powdered Mexican drain cleaner) to write a short review of a movie he is able to watch at home, on basic cable. Enjoy!

What a load of sentimental bullshit. "You had me at hello"??? Is
that supposed to be romantic? The writers of this steaming pile of tripe wouldn't know romantic if it fucked them up the ass. You know what the most romantic thing a woman ever said to me is? "The doctor said I'm not contagious anymore." Goddamn... I'm getting a hard-on right now, just thinking about it...