The Quotable McDougal (#4)

"I have immense respect and appreciation for God's power.

Once, I was caught in a tornado. It carried me eleven miles over the Kansas flatlands, then set me down naked in a mobster's bathtub with three blind strippers and a gallon of Puerto Rican rum.

They'd all burned their retinas out staring into the lasers at the self checkout price scanner at Target. Three separate incidents. They hadn't even known each other before.

This was something of a defining moment in my faith journey because it taught me two things about God."