Sunday, May 07, 2006

The Quotable McDougal (#2)

"I divide magicians into two categories: charlatans and demons. The former use trickery to dupe the weak minded. The latter trade their immortal souls for the ability to do things like hold their breath for nine minutes. I don't care for either, but am more frightened by the tricksters. The devil and I have an agreement.

I also divide laundry into two categories."

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