McDougal Fast Facts

• No wife; no children; three wet nurses on permanent staff.


• Has fully functional gills under his arms.


• Stormed the beach at Normandy, killing 84 Germans with an M-1 rifle ... in 1975.


• In Monopoly, always picks the flat iron.


• Once married Martha Plimpton on a dare. Divorced her on a double dare. Ruined her career on a whim.