McDougal Fast Facts

• McDougal owns a $300 stapler made out of gold plated chicken bones.


• He keeps a 6-foot live viper in his right boot and Tina Yothers in his left.


• Likes Yoda. Hates Luke.


• He has eleven fingers. (One isn't his. It belonged to a native American named Charlie White. McDougal won it in a bar bet, and keeps it in his left back pocket for luck.)


• Once beat Yule Brenner unconscious with a sock full of boiled okra.


• Saved Lorne Greene's life in a West Texas juke joint in 1967.