Sunday, August 21, 2005

Flaming Eye of Death

A lot of you may say, "McDougal ... I know I've heard that name before, but I just can't place it."

If any of you remember the "Flaming Eye of Death," that might be where you've heard it. You see, it was invented by an ancestor of the McDougal clan in the 16th Century. The “Flaming Eye of Death” was designed to act as a primitive laser, burning a hole through the torso of a foe. If anything, it worked too well, and was banned after killing all but the last man of a troop of knights who wore the helmets while following one after another through a narrow mountain pass.

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