HIV Positive

One time this Peruvian whore tried to give McDougal the dreaded HIV virus.

McDougal just laughed and laughed.

She didn't understand what McDougal thought was so funny.

When he peeled off his outer layer of skin, she figured it out.

Later, I asked McDougal how many extra layers of skin he had.

He said, "How many rings are there in that oak tree?"

Of course, I didn't know.

"Forty one," he said.