This I Know is True:

Actually it's not one Shit-zu but a Team of Shit-zu's that pull him around on a sled even when there's no snow.

I've seen him careening into the Young Ave. St. Deli on his Shit-sled swinging swords and maces and murdering maniacally but righteously like the guy in "Gladiator". Then when the room is moaning and soaking in broken Bud bottles and sluggish pieces of bodies he releases the reins on the little vicious Shit-zu's and they eat all the still-living people. Fucking Sick. Some of them run around humping the bodies when they are full and can't eat any more.