The McDougal Campaign Handbook (page 36)

The key to out campaign strategy is to make as many wild accusations against our political opponents as possible. For example:

• Our opponent is actually a robot.
• Our opponent had sexual relations with Bigfoot.
• Our opponent was sent back from the future to prevent McDougal from becoming the best President ever.

The reasoning behind this is twofold.

1. If forces our opponent to respond constantly to these bizarre attacks, rather than focusing on the issues, an area in which McDougal is notoriously weak.
2. It draws attention away from the fact that McDougal is a Sasquasexual robot from the future.