A message from McDougal Campaign Headquarters

It has been a busy week here at McDougal's Presidential Campaign Headquarters. We had planned on having our first major campaign fundraiser last Sunday, however in the wee hours of the morning our headquarters was rocked by a series of explosions. Massive power outages followed and as a result the event had to be cancelled. We suspect foul play. There are powerful forces conspiring against this campaign. These forces include McDougal himself. However, we are certain that his interference at least, is purely unintentional. We are hoping that we will be able to get in contact with the Big Man soon and inform him of his Presidential bid. Until then we will just have to keep our heads down.

As for the unseen sinister forces that seek to derail our efforts, next time they rear their ugly heads we will be ready for them. We have begun stockpiling weapons, which has turned out to be much easier than we could have hoped for. Quite frankly, sometimes I am a bit appalled at the type of artillery we have been able to collect over the course of a week and on a shoestring budget.

Be on the lookout for upcoming McDougal campaign events in your area.

Onward and upward!

Sincerely,

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Campaign Manager,
McDougal for President